puppy95:

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

(via tsumin0)

ikolism:

i found a terminal that perfectly describes how i deal with any problems in life

(via illinicoise)

smooth91point5:

me on the surface: who trying to get smoked OUT

me on the inside: these vices are a temporary substitute for the feeling of contentment I so dearly long for

me deeeeeeeper on the inside: im trying get SMOKED OUT BOOYYYYYYYY

(via anywaysimcute)

yalsey:

main reasons why i don’t text back right away
- i’m jackin off
- i be beating my meat
- i’m busy… jackin off
- i’m probably jackin off
- i’m at a funeral

(via hyminh)